Author: aloysius-bear

Dressing up is a passion I share with my humans. Their wedding had a medi-eval theme and I took centre stage during the ceremony.

We particularly enjoy attending steampunk events, and made our presence known at The Asylum in Lincoln last September.

I had a portrait done at the MCM Expo in May, and have since commissioned a custom-made steampunk outfit of my very own. Unfortunately, it is still in production, so photos are as yet unavailable. However, it will be ready in early September, so I could wear it in the exhibition if I am chosen.

Regarding historical re-enactments, I have gone one better! I designed and built my very own time machine and used it to travel back to the middle ages. You can see the time machine itself and read the whole story of that adventure here (though it only makes sense if you read it from the bottom…

Sadly, the time machine is currently out of commission but I hope to have it up and running again soon. The last time I tried to use it, the results were somewhat… uncomfortable.

My best friend is a Womble named Stan (short for Afghanistan – he picked the name from an atlas himself, long before the trouble started over there). He moonlights as a secret agent, and recently started teaching me Kung Fu.

I thought my Crane stance would be impervious to attack!

Unfortunately…

…I was wrong.

More often than I would like, my adventures are disrupted by my nemesis, Minime, who makes up in evil ambition what he lacks in size. Stan has had some rather hair-raising encounters with him.