Aloysius Bear

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  • Champagne!

    I made sure I was well prepared by the time the speeches and toasts came around.

  • Cake!

    Then came the cutting of the cake! It was a bit precarious, since the stack was taller than the humans, but these individual cupcakes were scrummy.

  • Ceilidh!

    The festivities concluded with a ceilidh, which was tremendous fun, if a little warm. My humans’ present to the bride and groom was a ceilidh tune and dance specially commissioned for the day, and it went off extremely well.

  • The Happy Couple!

    And, of course, we mustn’t forget the happy couple themselves! It’s been a long and sometimes difficult road for them, so it was wonderful to share their big day with them. They certainly seemed to enjoy themselves, as did I!

  • 1 The Business of Being Bear

    Hello! My name is Bear and this personal statement will explain why I am the only choice (or at least one of three) for the post of stunt double for the inimitable Alan Measles. Now, you may be ready to dismiss me immediately for having such an uninspiring name. Do not be hasty! It’s a…

  • 2 The Book of Bear

    I have also self-published a selection of tales in The Book of Bear, a copy of which is available to the judges on request.

  • 3 Lapland

    To give a brief summary of my experience, I am widely travelled (Italy, much of Canada, India, Lapland, The Netherlands, California, Washington DC and Florida in the US). Lapland earlier this year was particularly beautiful, if a little chilly.

  • 4 Beefeater Bear

    I have met many people (human and otherwise) on my travels, some of them friendly…

  • 5 Zombie Attack

    …and some of them not so friendly!

  • 6 Frisbee Surfing

    As for my other hobbies, they are many and various. I’ve never actually been sky diving – I did, however, once try Frisbee surfing…